"Don’t thank me. I’m only here because you wouldn’t last a second without me."
"I couldn’t leave you, Dax. With all our adventures ahead, you wouldn’t last a second without me."
Hang in there, buddy (Animal Kingdom - Malayan Flying Fox bat) (by ohhector)
i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places
Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
Historically accurate Popsicle Jokes
Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?
men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!
women: those aren’t funny.
men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol
women: i drink the tears of men, haha!
men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL