"Be yourself" they said. You’ll get laid they said.
Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.
Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
"We both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster." (x)
Valve’s environment design for Portal 2 is wonderful and I just want to drown in it
I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE