ubiquitousbri:

unamusedsloth:

"Be yourself" they said. You’ll get laid they said.

IM CRYING

slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

(Source: pixelives)

yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

(Source: jotarero)

minimusminor:

princessaeducan:

endless list of favorite video games

Portal 2

"We both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster." (x)

Valve’s environment design for Portal 2 is wonderful and I just want to drown in it

realfriendly:

I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE

variablejabberwocky:

everydayamermaid:

by Clio Chiang

SEA PANCAKE MERMAIDS 8D

meeko-fitz:

fatfatties:

How to Make Groot Cupcakes 

THEY ARE SO CUTE

takealookatyourlife:

This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees

(Source: democraticnonsense)